Is this not the funniest freakin' picture that anyone has every seen of the president? Okay, I take that back...there are probably a LOT more pictures out there that are funnier. But seriously, though, isn't it a crack up?

THUS, everyone now knows my political background.

Now for something completely different.

Want to know a sign of when things are bad? You can tell when things are bad when you actually find yourself with a horrendous pimple that you have nicknamed. I know, it's disgusting and guess what? I don't really care. All I really know is that Mount Vesuvius is started to get on my nerves. He hurts!! And yes, he has a gender! He's a bastard. I hate him. And he's right on the middle of my forehead, pounding with pain and mocking me with his redness and inability to pop. Punk.

I know, that's gross, but get real. EVERYONE has a bad pimple every now and then...and if you don't, and say you have the cleanest face in the world, please stop reading this and step away from the computer.

Mount Vesuvius and I are now going to go back to our homework.

A Beginning

Sooo...I was bored one day and my friend Haley (whose blog I have yet to attach to my own but will do eventually) told me about creating my own blog. Of course, I thought, what a great idea that would be! ...I've also decided that such a thing would keep me busy all the time. Truth is, I love to write... Am I good at it? Who knows... but that doesn't matter at the moment... what matters is being able to keep this thing updated. THAT'S what matters.

So...why the title... it sounds weird, huh? Happiness is a Mango and a Puppy. The truth is, though, I read something similar to it a long time ago...perhaps in seventh grade? Eighth? Perhaps you may even remember the novel... "The Witch of Blackbird Pond"... the idea in that book is that happiness was blueberry cake and a kitten. I agree with that but I have to apply it to my world. I love mangoes and the happiest thing to me is hanging out with my dogs, Buddy and Molly. Not that I don't love kittens too... Buddy and Molly, though, make me the happiest.

So.... the two things that make me the happiest person in the world.

I hope to keep this thing going...if not every day, then every other day... just to make my fellow friends happy people!!

hehehe...enjoy!